In between even thoughts, I have odd thoughts, I write them down… this is them. Enjoy them, use them to pitch woo, score free drinks or for a few great laughs, but PLEASE don’t be a dick and claim them as your own, have your own thoughts. I’m constantly adding to this list, stop back…

While en-route to a speak­ing engage­ment this morn­ing I noticed a dark blue Buick on the road in front of me, this in itself is hard­ly unusu­al, but the myr­i­ad of boun­cy-head­ed bob­bling fig­ures in the back win­dow was a bid unnerv­ing, all giv­ing me an unap­pre­ci­at­ed affir­ma­tion to a ques­tion as of yet unasked,…

So yes­ter­day ‘T’ and myself went and had our eyes checked and pur­chased new glass­es, I elect­ed to get a pair of black wire­frame, and a pair of geek chic black plas­tic, some­one should real­ly let calvin klein know that the dot com boom is over, because 250 bucks for two hinges and some mold­ed…

A con­ver­sa­tion about ants with my cat Maxx: Maxx: Hey, hate to tell you this, we have ants, I know you hate them, but regard­less, we got them. Saul: NO!, I HATE ants, I haven’t seen any ants, how do you know we have them? Maxx: I’m a cat, I’m plugged into the uni­verse at…

I want to start this entry by apol­o­giz­ing, in advance, if you’re of strong reli­gious back­ground, maybe some nice porn will offend you less, thanks for com­ing though Hal­loween approach­es, a time for pow­er­puff girls, and snick­ers bars, at least I thought so, seems a church not 3 min­utes from my house has oth­er plans,…

I stopped in a Bagel Joint for lunch the oth­er day, it was a bit late and they appeared like they may have been prepar­ing to close. I polite­ly asked ‘yaopen­still?’ (it’s all one word, cause that’s pret­ty much how I said it) the counter gal who was busi­ly jam­ming dozens of bagels into a…