A conversation about ants with my cat Maxx:
Maxx: Hey, hate to tell you this, we have ants, I know you hate them, but regardless, we got them.
Saul: NO!, I HATE ants, I haven’t seen any ants, how do you know we have them?
Maxx: I’m a cat, I’m plugged into the universe at a level you wouldn’t even begin to understand, oh and Piper texted me ‘We have ants!, tell whatshisname’, I’m assuming she means you.
Saul: Damn!, Piper is almost never wrong, have you confirmed that we have ants?
Maxx: I just walked through the kitchen and didn’t hear ants, that’s all the confirmation I need
Saul: But you didn’t hear anything
Maxx: Ants are sneaky quiet, in the hierarchy of quiet it’s; cats, ninjas, Sasquatch, ants
Saul: Wow quieter than Sasquatch, that is quiet
Maxx: Yep, the simple fact that I heard nothing is a 83% confirmation, we’re lousy with ants
Saul: You’re an a-list predator can you do anything about the ants? maybe squash them?
Maxx: They’ve done nothing to me
Saul: I guess squashing them is a bit extreme, do you have any good news for me?
Maxx: Well you don’t have ninjas… I think