Holey Moley
Date June 5, 2010
I stopped in a Bagel Joint for lunch the other day, it was a bit late and they appeared like they may have been preparing to close. I politely asked ‘yaopenstill?’ (it’s all one word, cause that’s pretty much how I said it) the counter gal who was busily jamming dozens of bagels into a…
Sleep Number
Date May 5, 2010
The other day I stopped in a ‘fancy-pants-bed’ place that features beds with air bladders in them so you can make the bed as soft or as hard as you like, the left and right side are adjustable independently, so you needn’t suffer through the ‘goldilocks’ syndrome just because of your bedmates preference. I laid…
Rounding & Cheese
Date June 18, 2009
My hilarious interaction with math, pizza and questionable logic
Zero Sense of Humor
Date May 23, 2008
So the local police here in suburbia have no sense of humor, zero, zilch, nada. It’s about 3 a.m. and I find myself at Wawa, desperately in need of caffeine, I sweep in, hit the ATM, grab 2 one liter Diet Cokes and 2 SFRBs and a Pantone 388 apple, that’s bright green, if your…
Love Me Tender
Date November 29, 2007
I’m slowly turning into Elvis, even though I’m aware of it, the process seems to be beyond my control, the similarities are, well …similar; Both Elvis and I are male, we both have sideburns (although diferently styled), we both have weight issues and are fond of white velvet jumpsuits and large diamond encrusted belts with…