Bobble-Headed Buick
Date January 15, 2015
While en-route to a speaking engagement this morning I noticed a dark blue Buick on the road in front of me, this in itself is hardly unusual, but the myriad of bouncy-headed bobbling figures in the back window was a bid unnerving, all giving me an unappreciated affirmation to a question as of yet unasked,…
Eye don’t know
Date February 14, 2014
So yesterday ‘T’ and myself went and had our eyes checked and purchased new glasses, I elected to get a pair of black wireframe, and a pair of geek chic black plastic, someone should really let calvin klein know that the dot com boom is over, because 250 bucks for two hinges and some molded…
Talking with Maxx about Ants
Date September 26, 2013
A conversation about ants with my cat Maxx: Maxx: Hey, hate to tell you this, we have ants, I know you hate them, but regardless, we got them. Saul: NO!, I HATE ants, I haven’t seen any ants, how do you know we have them? Maxx: I’m a cat, I’m plugged into the universe at…
Hot Cup of God
Date November 23, 2012
I want to start this entry by apologizing, in advance, if you’re of strong religious background, maybe some nice porn will offend you less, thanks for coming though Halloween approaches, a time for powerpuff girls, and snickers bars, at least I thought so, seems a church not 3 minutes from my house has other plans,…
Holey Moley
Date June 5, 2010
I stopped in a Bagel Joint for lunch the other day, it was a bit late and they appeared like they may have been preparing to close. I politely asked ‘yaopenstill?’ (it’s all one word, cause that’s pretty much how I said it) the counter gal who was busily jamming dozens of bagels into a…
Sleep Number
Date May 5, 2010
The other day I stopped in a ‘fancy-pants-bed’ place that features beds with air bladders in them so you can make the bed as soft or as hard as you like, the left and right side are adjustable independently, so you needn’t suffer through the ‘goldilocks’ syndrome just because of your bedmates preference. I laid…