Awesome T-shirts $0Bugged: Insect TShirt It’s late at night, and you’re laying in bed… sleepless, you want to sleep but you just can’t; instead, you’re listening… listening to the hum of the heater, listening to the drip-drip-drip of that showerhead you’ve been meaning to replace, listening to… wait, what is that quiet scurrying sound? Your sleep-addled brain serves up a host of options; aliens, probably not, an intruder in slipper socks, seems unlikely, an infestation of bugs, it’s possible. No, it’s too loud a scurry for hundreds of small bugs. Then your brain offers up one last possibility, ONE GIANT BUG… so it’s late at night, and you’re lying in bed. This mechanically inspired insect tshirt will keep you looking stylish even if you can’t sleep. (more…) $0Chinese Foo Dog Two You I’m not sure if one Foo dog is any more ‘Fooey’ than another, I do know that some cats (you know Foo dogs are cats, right?) are more prominent than other cats, we affectionately refer to those big cats as ‘Chonkers.’ It goes to reason that a ‘chonker’ Chinese foo dog is more protective than lesser foos; supersized safety sounds good to me. Know that we all agree on that premise, you’ll feel the warms and love of this big foo the moment you put this on. (more…) $0Chinese Foo Dog to You Contrary to what you think you know about Chinese Foo Dogs they are in fact cats (lions actually) these guardian lions, like all cats enjoy 100% dominance over everything, from windowsills to cheezburgers; Most often Foos are depicted in pairs, in this instance YOU are the second Foo – you’ll enjoy mutual safety with your Foo shirt as you go about your day knocking random stuff to the floor and napping in that sun puddle on the couch. (more…) $0You Tiki Me Off Imagine it, the sun in your face, the crashing of waves drowning out all of the day’s worries and concerns, Legend has it that Tiki’s represent the first man (legends, like idioms, are often sexist), but imagine all the benefits – every wave is YOUR wave, no one to kick sand on your blanket, zero lines at the hot dog stand – it really sounds like beach Nirvana (except… um that’s a Norse concept, and eventually a whole different T-Shirt). Realistically you’ll have to share the beach with someone – so why not pull on this irreverent tiki tshirt and feel at least that much more peace. (more…) $0A Very Close Shave Imagine it; it’s 2:15 in the morning you’re on the tail end of an 18-hour poker grind, your glass of bourbon long since empty but your pockets are full, lady luck has been kind to you tonight. The gentleman across the table to you not so much, did he say he was a barber? Whatever, you’ve been slow-playing him all night, and his chips and his patience is almost to the felt; he’s drunk, angry, and ALMOST broke. Last Call, his deal, you order another bourbon, toss it back and take a peek at your hole card, and lights out. It just wasn’t your night. But at least you looked like a winner in this edgy skull tshirt (more…) $0Jack Diamond There’s something mysterious about a deck of playing cards, well, the number cards are pretty bland, but the ‘Paint Cards,’ the royals – what’s going on there, a king who offs himself, a son who only has one eye – compared to them the queen seems a bore, right? In poker parlors, cautious gamblers don’t ‘go in’ with anything less than Jacks or better; with this diamond-emblazoned royal poker tshirt, you’ll always have the upper hand. (more…) $0Lady in Red All gamblers agree that lady luck can only be generous for so long before you hit a river of bad luck, the bad runs always feel twice as long as when you’re losing. I consider gambling ‘being in a relationship with lady luck’ like all relationships; there are swings, good, bad, awful. It’s easy (at least if you’re a card player) to consider the Queen of hearts as the symbol of lady luck, she’s a royal, understands matters of the heart, and has a smile that fills a house. All in all, she’s an excellent ally to have in your pocket. It’s a safe bet that you’ll have the upper hand at the table (style-wise at least) wearing this hearty poker playing card T-shirt. (more…) $0Marching while Merlot I’m not sure who originally said ‘Anything worth doing, is worth doing with wine’ If I knew I’d shake that person’s hand because truer words have never been uttered. Looking back on my life, every high-point would have been higher with a glass of Merlot in my hand, every low point – a little less low. I think what I’m saying is hydration is important, and grapes are fruit, so what the heck are you waiting for?, this shirt comes in DARK colors which should effectively mask any wine you might spill on them. This design is packed with hidden and not so hidden elements all of which MIGHT make sense after an adult beverage or three. Cheers! Wine Lovers Unite! (more…) $0Outta My Mind So much to do, so many distractions, are we still in lockdown?, when was the last time I brushed my hair? Am I really thinking about my hair when I know I’m only going to be on Zoom calls all day, it’s fine, I’ll point the camera lower – problem solved? If only all the day’s challenges could be solved so easily. Finally, a cool Skull T-shirt that tells the world Screw You!, I’m not brushing my hair! Be fierce, Be bold, Be hairless! (more…) $0GrrrGoyle It’s the dark of night, in the distance you hear a dog barking and the faint rumble of the elevated train, you catch a sudden chill, which is odd because it’s mid-summer – perhaps it’s fear you feel? Is somebody watching you? This shirt answers that question… YES! since the beginning of time (well at least since the beginning of this paragraph) Gargoyles have adorned buildings as permanent protectors from the cosmic uncertainty that is life – (it’s a metaphor, follow me on this; in this case, YOU are the building). Pull this shirt on and feel fear no more. (more…) $0Outta My Mind – Winter Edition So much to do, so many distractions, are we still in lockdown?, when was the last time I brushed my hair? Am I really thinking about my hair when I know I’m only going to be on Zoom calls all day, it’s fine, I’ll point the camera lower – problem solved? If only all the day’s challenges could be solved so easily. Finally, a cool dark skull T-Shirt that tells the world Screw You!, I’m not brushing my hair! Be fierce, Be bold, Be hairless! (more…) $0Olde City with Friends So I’m sitting in one of my favorite bars in Olde City Philly, a plate of wings in front of me, ice-cold adult-beverage in my hand, and I catch a glimpse of something to my left, to be more specific, it was a corner of something, a hat. Under that hat, Benjamin Franklin, seriously, Ben freekin Franklin, this might seem unlikely in any other city. But sitting two-blocks from Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, seeing Ben Franklin isn’t unexpected. I didn’t make a fuss; we had a beer together, split another plate of wings, bitched about the Eagles, then went our separate ways, me back to work, Ben back to 1774. This philly tshirt commemorates not just my beer with Ben, but all those great lunches we have with all friends, olde or new. Cheers friend! (more…)
$0Bugged: Insect TShirt It’s late at night, and you’re laying in bed… sleepless, you want to sleep but you just can’t; instead, you’re listening… listening to the hum of the heater, listening to the drip-drip-drip of that showerhead you’ve been meaning to replace, listening to… wait, what is that quiet scurrying sound? Your sleep-addled brain serves up a host of options; aliens, probably not, an intruder in slipper socks, seems unlikely, an infestation of bugs, it’s possible. No, it’s too loud a scurry for hundreds of small bugs. Then your brain offers up one last possibility, ONE GIANT BUG… so it’s late at night, and you’re lying in bed. This mechanically inspired insect tshirt will keep you looking stylish even if you can’t sleep. (more…)
$0Chinese Foo Dog Two You I’m not sure if one Foo dog is any more ‘Fooey’ than another, I do know that some cats (you know Foo dogs are cats, right?) are more prominent than other cats, we affectionately refer to those big cats as ‘Chonkers.’ It goes to reason that a ‘chonker’ Chinese foo dog is more protective than lesser foos; supersized safety sounds good to me. Know that we all agree on that premise, you’ll feel the warms and love of this big foo the moment you put this on. (more…)
$0Chinese Foo Dog to You Contrary to what you think you know about Chinese Foo Dogs they are in fact cats (lions actually) these guardian lions, like all cats enjoy 100% dominance over everything, from windowsills to cheezburgers; Most often Foos are depicted in pairs, in this instance YOU are the second Foo – you’ll enjoy mutual safety with your Foo shirt as you go about your day knocking random stuff to the floor and napping in that sun puddle on the couch. (more…)
$0You Tiki Me Off Imagine it, the sun in your face, the crashing of waves drowning out all of the day’s worries and concerns, Legend has it that Tiki’s represent the first man (legends, like idioms, are often sexist), but imagine all the benefits – every wave is YOUR wave, no one to kick sand on your blanket, zero lines at the hot dog stand – it really sounds like beach Nirvana (except… um that’s a Norse concept, and eventually a whole different T-Shirt). Realistically you’ll have to share the beach with someone – so why not pull on this irreverent tiki tshirt and feel at least that much more peace. (more…)
$0A Very Close Shave Imagine it; it’s 2:15 in the morning you’re on the tail end of an 18-hour poker grind, your glass of bourbon long since empty but your pockets are full, lady luck has been kind to you tonight. The gentleman across the table to you not so much, did he say he was a barber? Whatever, you’ve been slow-playing him all night, and his chips and his patience is almost to the felt; he’s drunk, angry, and ALMOST broke. Last Call, his deal, you order another bourbon, toss it back and take a peek at your hole card, and lights out. It just wasn’t your night. But at least you looked like a winner in this edgy skull tshirt (more…)
$0Jack Diamond There’s something mysterious about a deck of playing cards, well, the number cards are pretty bland, but the ‘Paint Cards,’ the royals – what’s going on there, a king who offs himself, a son who only has one eye – compared to them the queen seems a bore, right? In poker parlors, cautious gamblers don’t ‘go in’ with anything less than Jacks or better; with this diamond-emblazoned royal poker tshirt, you’ll always have the upper hand. (more…)
$0Lady in Red All gamblers agree that lady luck can only be generous for so long before you hit a river of bad luck, the bad runs always feel twice as long as when you’re losing. I consider gambling ‘being in a relationship with lady luck’ like all relationships; there are swings, good, bad, awful. It’s easy (at least if you’re a card player) to consider the Queen of hearts as the symbol of lady luck, she’s a royal, understands matters of the heart, and has a smile that fills a house. All in all, she’s an excellent ally to have in your pocket. It’s a safe bet that you’ll have the upper hand at the table (style-wise at least) wearing this hearty poker playing card T-shirt. (more…)
$0Marching while Merlot I’m not sure who originally said ‘Anything worth doing, is worth doing with wine’ If I knew I’d shake that person’s hand because truer words have never been uttered. Looking back on my life, every high-point would have been higher with a glass of Merlot in my hand, every low point – a little less low. I think what I’m saying is hydration is important, and grapes are fruit, so what the heck are you waiting for?, this shirt comes in DARK colors which should effectively mask any wine you might spill on them. This design is packed with hidden and not so hidden elements all of which MIGHT make sense after an adult beverage or three. Cheers! Wine Lovers Unite! (more…)
$0Outta My Mind So much to do, so many distractions, are we still in lockdown?, when was the last time I brushed my hair? Am I really thinking about my hair when I know I’m only going to be on Zoom calls all day, it’s fine, I’ll point the camera lower – problem solved? If only all the day’s challenges could be solved so easily. Finally, a cool Skull T-shirt that tells the world Screw You!, I’m not brushing my hair! Be fierce, Be bold, Be hairless! (more…)
$0GrrrGoyle It’s the dark of night, in the distance you hear a dog barking and the faint rumble of the elevated train, you catch a sudden chill, which is odd because it’s mid-summer – perhaps it’s fear you feel? Is somebody watching you? This shirt answers that question… YES! since the beginning of time (well at least since the beginning of this paragraph) Gargoyles have adorned buildings as permanent protectors from the cosmic uncertainty that is life – (it’s a metaphor, follow me on this; in this case, YOU are the building). Pull this shirt on and feel fear no more. (more…)
$0Outta My Mind – Winter Edition So much to do, so many distractions, are we still in lockdown?, when was the last time I brushed my hair? Am I really thinking about my hair when I know I’m only going to be on Zoom calls all day, it’s fine, I’ll point the camera lower – problem solved? If only all the day’s challenges could be solved so easily. Finally, a cool dark skull T-Shirt that tells the world Screw You!, I’m not brushing my hair! Be fierce, Be bold, Be hairless! (more…)
$0Olde City with Friends So I’m sitting in one of my favorite bars in Olde City Philly, a plate of wings in front of me, ice-cold adult-beverage in my hand, and I catch a glimpse of something to my left, to be more specific, it was a corner of something, a hat. Under that hat, Benjamin Franklin, seriously, Ben freekin Franklin, this might seem unlikely in any other city. But sitting two-blocks from Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, seeing Ben Franklin isn’t unexpected. I didn’t make a fuss; we had a beer together, split another plate of wings, bitched about the Eagles, then went our separate ways, me back to work, Ben back to 1774. This philly tshirt commemorates not just my beer with Ben, but all those great lunches we have with all friends, olde or new. Cheers friend! (more…)
