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$20Olde City with Friends So I’m sitting in one of my favorite bars in Olde City Philly, a plate of wings in front of me, ice-cold adult-beverage in my hand, and I catch a glimpse of something to my left, to be more specific, it was a corner of something, a hat. Under that hat, Benjamin Franklin, seriously, Ben
